SO Not Friends

That jerk Danny actually thinks we're still friends! He must be DELUSIONAL. He called today and actually invited me to double with him, his girlfriend, and his girlfriend's cousin, to a play. Not even a movie, a play. He said this Karen chick is cute, but I've seen his taste in girls--no way in hell. I told him and his loser girlfriend to bite my hairy ass. That little bitch actually had the nerve to call me selfish and snobbish! Danny threw that in my face when I blew him off too. I swear, if she had balls I'd hit her so hard her big, stupid mouth would come out the back of her head! Who the hell is she to say what I am and am not! Sure, okay, I'm a little spoiled probably, but I'm an only child, you know. All onlys are, but spoiled is not the same as selfish and snobbish! She's the selfish one for stealing my best friend! Bitch.

Man, it's way too early in the morning too. I've been dog-sitting for my Aunt while she's off on yet another one of those Carribean Cruises and she's some kind of masochist because she feeds that damn puppy at six in the damn morning, even on weekends. So I've been up since 5:30. Feed the dog. Take it for a walk. Give it a treat, go home and then come back and do it later. The pay is kind of crappy, but I'm still grounded so it's a good excuse to get out of the house.

I stopped at the convenience store for a slurpie and a donut and took my time walking home. On the way I found this kitten with a broken leg. Dad's going to be pissed when he finds out, but I felt so bad for him that I brought him home, cleaned him up and gave him some food. I made a little bed for him out of some old towels in the bottom drawer of my desk. If I promise something outrageous, I'm sure I can get the old man to take him to the vet. He's got a weakness for animals! I always catch him glancing in the window when we walk by a pet store!

He's still gonna be pissed though. Wish me luck!

~Jess~