Nerds

Danny is such a loser. I mean seriously, his picture is probably in the dictionary. Loser, capital L--like he watched Revenge of the Nerds once and decided to run with it for the rest of his natural life. Thing is, Danny used to be a pretty cool guy--he's our former center back; Former, capital F, for seriously Fucked Up.

Okay, I'll admit that I'm a little pissed. Sure, it's just a half-assed camp team so we 'kids' have something to keep us out of trouble over the summer, but he's been ditching practice for the past two weeks. Every excuse he gave was totally lame and obvious, but today he showed up just long enough to officially quit the team? And why? Over some four-eyed girl with a pimple on her jutting chin. I mean, give me a break, she was wearing grandma shoes and she's not even cute. I guess there's no accounting for taste and Danny's apparently sucks.

He was wearing this 'teens for a green earth' t-shirt. Totally lame. I'm ashamed to admit I used to think that guy was cool. Quitting soccer over some girl. Lame Lame Lame! Agh! I'm so totally frustrated right now you have no idea. We only have two subs and they both suck SO BAD. Now I'm going to have to babysit defense for the rest of the summer unless someone amazing somehow drops out of the sky into our laps. I've seen the rest of the camp--not to be a pessimist but, yeah right. There's just no way that's going to happen.

Man, I'm in such a mood now. Nerds, you know! Who needs 'em? Not me, that's for damn sure. I hope Danny chokes on that ugly bitch's pocket protector. He deserves it for abandoning me like this. We've been playing soccer together since the second grade for chrissake!

Whatever, I'm going to vent my frustrations by playing GTA until I can't see straight.

~Jess~