I Fail At Life.

Yeah, I'm like four days behind again and I only have an excuse for one of them. Dad's Day. Yeah, that day of the year when I have to pretend I love, respect, and generally think he's not an all around bad guy. And I guess he's not...for a parent--he got the usual gift--an ugly tie, a corny mug, and a self-defacing card about how much shit i'm always giving him.

After that I had to put on a monkey suit and go to one of those restaurants where every dish is 50 bucks and the plate is 90% garnishings. Then the freaking OPERA. I guess Dad always has had a thing for getting dumped by fat ladies, but I fell asleep before the intermission.

Since I'm so far behind I'll leave that post here and talk about the other days I didn't post in another post. Yeah, it's cheating. Bite me. I suck like that.

~Jess~